The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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