can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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