If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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