he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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