Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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