i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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