He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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