Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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