BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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