I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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