How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Randomize
