feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
