My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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