y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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