I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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