Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Do vagina's smell?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize