Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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