goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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