I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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