dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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