when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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