Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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