I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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