i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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