Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
the liver wants what the liver wants
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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