don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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