Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
even my farts smell like vagina
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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