okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Randomize
