is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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