I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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