Just mADE A PArabola og urine
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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