I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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