508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Randomize
