which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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