He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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