She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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