All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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