can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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