its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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