Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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