her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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