i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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