Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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