apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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