Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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