Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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