Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He is an equal opportunity slut.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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