your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Everyone says I win the strip club
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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