im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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