The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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