I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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