Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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