I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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